neversickofsarcasm:

"No, see, this isn’t doubt. I believe in science. I believe in evolution. I believe in Nate Silver, and Neil deGrasse Tyson and Christopher Hitchens, although I do admit he could be kind of an asshole. I cannot get behind some supreme being who weighs in on the Tony awards while a million people get whacked with machetes. I don’t believe a billion Indians are going to hell. I don’t think we get cancer to learn life lessons and I don’t believe that people die young because god ‘needs another angel’ - I think it’s just bullshit and on some level I think we all know that.

Look I understand that religion makes it easier to deal with all of the random shitty things that happen to us. And I wish that I could get on that ride, I’m sure I would be happier - but I can’t. Feelings aren’t enough. I need it to be real.”

Well that sums it up pretty fucking perfectly.


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beatdown-strider:

happy easter, everyone!

this is legitimately distressing

you wasted so much good candy I am writing a letter to your parents

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lolzpicx:

 

WHAT IS THIS I CANT BREATHE

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lolsofunny:

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